Sunday, January 30, 2005

Chelle-Belle

Chelle-Belle

Hold on, I'm thinking of a way to call this woman white-trash while being politically correct. I'll come up with something in a minute.
I'll give a certain amount of credit for her template being well thought out, organized. She helpfully links to a bunch of Blogs that I already hate, just looking at their titles. The things you like reading are a reflection of your own personality. Of course, it is all excessive, it's how they are. I'm guessing she came from a poor, probably rural background, the affectations in her writing, the picture of their new car, it all says, "Shee-it! I got me some money!" Note all the references to money, buying, things bought, and the lack of anything thought...low-grade human being all the way, baby. E

9 Comments:

At January 30, 2005 at 10:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool Beans Jute! I was wondering when you would find the time to think up some witty thing to say about me and my site. Thanks for the traffic :)

xoxox Chelle

 
At January 30, 2005 at 10:57 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well your review was almst funny... A few more lessons and you'll make food critic at the local high school cafeteria yet.

You keep trying hard and by the way were are my fries? I'm sure that was you at the drive-thru. :)

Cheers
Psycho

 
At January 31, 2005 at 2:52 AM, Blogger Vics said...

I'd agree on the layout but it's a bit too pink for my tastes sweetie.
If you don't know the bird in question i'm guessing you defo woke up at the wrong side of happy and she was the first thing you came across.
Any case 'white trash' would not be an adequate description for a lady who handled your insults with such class.

 
At January 31, 2005 at 6:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.coffeesipper.blogspot.com

rate me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At January 31, 2005 at 7:15 AM, Blogger Jute said...

Actually, it's not class, vics, it's the description I put up in my title space...now dull ones have to pretend that the truth doesn't bug them. Just me messing with their heads :-)

 
At January 31, 2005 at 9:22 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry dude but I can't think of any lower grade human being right now other then you!!!

Sounds to me like you can't just have a normal blog about your life and your day to day happenings because quit frankly you just don't have a life. Am I right... am I? Me thinks so! So you make this silly little blog up to stir up the shit just so that people come by & read your white trash crap. Seems to me someone is really desparate for the Blogger folk from BlogClicker, BlogExplosion & BlogaZoo to keep coming back for more shit stirring.

I feel sorry for people such as yourself. Life must be pretty sad living in that shack there on that farm. All dressed in ratty old hand me downs & sitting in your own filth... poor you... get better soon... hopefully your ma & pa get more money (like Chelle has) soon to be able to send you to the physcotherapy ward & give you your meds, you poor, poor retarded soul you.

PS... you smell like butt! :) Have a very nice day!

 
At January 31, 2005 at 11:05 AM, Blogger Jute said...

Yes, I am stirring up the shit, that's exactly right! You posted here, didn't you? Feel stirred up?

 
At January 31, 2005 at 3:58 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Time For a Diaper Change
Jutey Babe!
Call Yer Mama... quick!!!!!!!!!!

It's Stinky In Here!

 
At January 31, 2005 at 8:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jute is funny...

I particularly liked the comment "now dull ones have to pretend that the truth doesn't bug them"... Chelle & I have been pissing ourselves laughing at your review and follow up comments.

My personal fav is "Just me messing with their heads"... And you seriously believe this comment... Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Please, don't stop posting... You are the funniest poser-wannabe I have encountered in ages.

Cheers
Psycho

ps. Where are my fries dopey? Or don't they teach you how to work there in the ghetto. ;)

 

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