Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Snowbabies

Snowbabies

You know, I learned to dislike Yorkshire and it's people from reading James Herriot's books, but dislike was all it was, a mild distaste, like taking a sip of coffee and finding out that it has gone cold. I am slowly coming to the conclusion that this place harbors a den of insipid morons bent on boring me to death. When you publish a Blog you are telling the surfing world that you have something to say, and that it is worth our while to leave all the cool things out there to come look at what you have to say. If all that comes from your brain is utter tedious shit, don't blame me for saying so. Your family and your pets are of no interest to anyone, though traffic whore hypocrites who want you to link back to them will pretend that they are. Of course you don't mind though, since you are shallow and incapable of deep thought or emotions yourself. This Blog is worthless, and so is anyone who thinks (or pretends to think) it is not. E-

Star-Dom

Star-Dom

You know, I was just about to take a break, get a little rest from from all the nothingness when I found this. Again, exact quotes here:

"Elena aka Star. 26. Romanian. Resides in Canada. 5 foot 1 inches tall with shoulder length brown hair & brown eyes. Sarcastic, perverted, extrovert, crazy, wild, narcisit, perfectionist, funny, outgoing, friendly, inpatient, slightly childish & very stubburn."

Now you are Romanian, so I allow for the bad spelling, but you posted 329 words on getting your nails done, and before that 384 words on The Apprentice. You are unquestionably the most trivial person I have come across so far. No, you are nowhere near deep enough to be "perverted" or "wild", and typing LOL does not mean you are funny, in fact it means exactly the opposite. My experience is that people who type "LOL" are anything but funny. Maybe you were funny in Romania.

I think you talk a lot. A whole fucking lot. I think you habitually yammer on till your empty head runs out of words and you just start the thread over again repeating everything you just said. You are exactly that kind of woman. E-

Tuesday, February 01, 2005

What the...!

What the...!

Damn, this man is boring. All you boring, tacky, mediocre people (you know who you are, because I've told you) go to his site and bookmark it. Don't even bother reading before you do, this one is for you. Thank me later. You know, I don't really have Internet access, I can't read Fark or Yahoo News for myself, I rely on fucking idiot Bloggers to rip stuff off and post it. Thank you so very much.

"While my Wife ran to my cousin's house I opened up Storm 3.0 and tried my hand at a rock song.
Fell free to give me some constructive criticism!"

I don't even have to listen. It's repetitive, simple, and unoriginal, like you. As for this "Wife" of yours, mail-order bride? Severe facial scars? A cripple of some kind? An ugly crippled mail-order bride? I'm trying to find a reason for your marriage. Help me out here. She "ran" did she? I figure she could either be as tedious as you are, or simply desperate. Of course, looking back at that, it could be that "Wife" is the name of your dog.

Clearly smoking medical weed isn't helping you (something terminal perhaps? Hmmm? :-)). You have nothing to say and I'm too bored to go on. F

This 'n' That

This 'n' That

"You won't like or agree with everything I say but we can agree to disagree!"
We can, but let's not. You poor, simpering, utterly ordinary, wretch. I am almost moved to pity by your site. I like to think that someone is playing a practical joke on me with this one. Someone wants a little traffic and and has gotten their website all retarded just for me! I'll play along, good sport that I am :-) see? I'm smiling, that's my little smiley face right there :-) Isn't it cute? My little cutey face! You need to have your tubes tied, woman. If you're old, or they've already been tied, then someone needs to build me a time machine. The world does not need any more of you. Hell, even your imbecile-convention of a Tag Board is amusing. Yes, amusing, like that other defect from Sunday. I feel slightly sorry for you, and I did laugh, so... C